mr-onion's Diaryland Diary
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That's What the Bitch Gets for Having Cold Hands
While I was hooked up to the EKG machine yesterday for more tests, I thought, I better get my health care money's worth:
"Can you give me a prescription for whatever Courtney Love has?"
"While I'm here, could you use some lasers to sort out this bit of forehead acne?"
"What's the biggest tumour you've ever seen in your office?"
"Can I catch mad cow disease from petting dogs?"
PS. turns out I had the stomach flu - someone must've sneezed on me.
12:54 p.m. - 2004-11-23
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