mr-onion's Diaryland Diary

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Porn vs. Politics

Will: Have you ever watched Sports Chat on TSN? They get all these weird combinations of people together in one room to talk about sports: the best show ever had Ron Jeremy and Preston Manning** as guests, together to talk about hockey.

Will: Preston said to Ron, "I really enjoy my job as a politician, but not nearly as much as you enjoy your job Ron". I never knew he had a sense of humour!

Rachel: Did you see The Surreal Life this season? Ron Jeremy is so greasy looking � how does he get laid all the time? He looks like the kind of guy who should be running a triple X porn store, not starring in the movies.

Onion: Some women like greasy men. Ron Jeremy's actually quite intelligent; he's a qualified Special-Ed teacher.

Will: Ron Jeremy gives me hope that I'll get laid again one day.

Onion: But you're not a famous porn star, Will.

Rachel: I mean how did he get all that work anyway, to become the most prolific porn actor ever?

Onion: I guess he was quite studly in the 70�s. Everybody has their thing: John Holmes was famous for being the biggest, Ron Jeremy is famous for doing the most movies, but Jeff Stryker.....his cock could actually emote!

Will: Do you mean his cock was doing half the acting in those movies?

**Preston Manning: Conservative politician, former leader of the Reform Party in Canada.

11:50 a.m. - 2004-11-06

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