mr-onion's Diaryland Diary

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Athens Gold!

Canada has 5/6 medals in the Olympics so far, in such illustrious events as arm-wrestling, rock-paper-scissors, and the men's staring competition.

If they can make events such as these, why can't they introduce some that capitalize on my own specialized talents:

complaining

annoying telemarketers

smoking

flirting with waiters

It's a conundrum; how can I muddle through the rest of my life without people knowing that I'm worthy of Olympic Gold in the finals of the "jumping out of bed late and running to the bus while pulling on shoes" event?

8:20 a.m. - 2004-08-24

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