mr-onion's Diaryland Diary

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Practical Advice

NOTE:

Never re-enact the death of Michael Hutchence with stuffed animals and a length of rope, as it offends hippies.

However, if you were re-enacting the death of Paula Yates, choking on her own sick over the toilet after accidentally overdosing, that might be considered art.

Tracy Emin, don't even think of nicking my idea for an exhibition, I've got my people watching you.

4:38 p.m. - 2004-09-14

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